^^this isn’t the real album cover… for the real one is too sexually explicit… and contains my tits and burritos.. lol

Killah Gandhi & The Chinese Hooker present Affle House, Tennessee.

1. Like a G6 - Far East Movement

2. Under Pressure - David Bowie & Queen

3. As Told By Ginger Intro Song

4. Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tees

5. America, Fuck Yeah! - Team America (The Movie)

6. Another Brick In The Wall - Korn

7. Space Oddity - David Bowie

8. Right Above It - Lil Wayne

9. We R Who We R - Ke$ha

10. Cooler Than Me - Mike Posner

11. Mr. Bojangles - Jerry Jeff Walker

 wasn’t our greatest choice of songs… but you can’t really expect much from our stupidity…

Killah Gandhi & The Chinese Hooker’s child hood..

yourlittleromance:

When we walk down the halls:

When we go to the bathroom:

When we say something at the same time:

When we get too crazy:

When someone insults us:

When we see people we don’t like:

When people ask why we’re so cool:

But we’re not THAT cool. Really, we’re always like:

BUT…that’s okay! Because I love my best friend and whenever I see her I:

THE END.

nomad-astray:

We laugh at each other’s retarded jokes:

We like to make weird faces in class:

We like to dance to our favorite songs:

We don’t care if we eat like pigs in front of each other:

We hate the same people:

We like the same people:

We have each other’s backs:

We’re too cool for everyone else so we have each other:

I love my best friend:

and you need to cross the street, and you see this…

Do you ever run across the street screaming, “We’ve only got 4 seconds to save the world” (in the same melody as the song 4 minutes by madonna and justin timberlake)

cause I do….

How To Make A Salsalito Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner Sandwich

Ingredients:

1 Roll of bread

2-3 eggs

2 slices of American Cheese

Salt & Pepper

Finely Chopped Lettuce

A few slices of Salsalito Turkey

Mozzarella Sticks (I will tell you how to make them from scratch if you want)

Bag of Wise Jalapeno Chips

If you are making Mozzarella Sticks from scratch, I advise you to make them first because then your sandwich will get cold waiting to finish the mozzarella sticks.

easiest way possible to make mozzarella sticks…

- get a bag of string cheese from your corner store, or super market.. cut string cheese sticks in half… for one sandwich you will need about 3 cheese sticks cut.. which equals (6 mozzarella sticks)

- on a plate spread out breadcrumbs, and in a bowl crack 2 eggs and beat till yolk is gone.

- dip cheese sticks into egg and then roll into breadcrumbs… as gently as possible pick up the breaded cheese sticks and roll them into the egg batter again.

(coating them twice makes it easier to cook later, the breadcrumbs will be less likely to fall off while frying)

- After all your cheese sticks have been coated twice, heat up a skillet at medium to low heat with enough oil in it to cover half of the cheese stick while on its side (horizontally)

- Fry for about 5 minutes on each side, until dark brown, and if cheese is beginning to pop out remove sooner.  After frying the mozzarella sticks, place them into the oven, on warm to keep hot and so that the bread crumbs can harden and cheese can retain its moisture.

now time to start yo sandwich!

Step 1:

 Crack eggs into a bowl and stir until yolk is nonexistent.. throw salt and pepper into the egg mixture, and then prepare a medium skillet on the stove on medium heat.  Melt butter onto skillet so egg will not stick to dry pan.  Pour egg mixture into skillet and do not touch it.  Wait till surface area of eggs seem to be drying off.  Pick up skillet and swirl around to see if egg will come loose, if so, flip egg immediately. Get slices of cheese and disperse it along the egg.  Then after a minute flip only half of the egg over like folding a letter. (i.e you just made a fucking omelette!)  The cheese should keep the egg together for a while.  Slide egg off the skillet onto a plate and cut the semi circle of an omelette in half so it can fit into your sandwich roll.

Step 2:

  Keep the fire on for the skillet you just finished making the eggs in.  Place a couple slices of salsalito turkey onto the skillet and let it cook.  Make sure not to burn your turkey, it only needs to be on the skillet till they feel hot, they do not necessarily need to brown.  After done cooking/heating up the turkey, place it ontop of your eggs in the roll.

Step 3:

 Place finely chopped lettuce on top of the eggs and turkey.  Then get your mozzarella sticks from the oven, DON’T FORGET TO TURN OFF YOUR OVEN.  OR get the mozzerlla sticks that you just bought and break them in half so that that cheese is spewing out of it.  Place the Mozzarella sticks on top of the lettuce.  You don’t have to break the mozzarella sticks, but I find it more yummier when the juice of the cheese already has spilled out onto the sandwich and plus it is easier to cover cause you flatten the mozzarella sticks when you break them in half.  Now get your jalapeno chips and place them over the mozzarella sticks to give the sandwich more of a crunch and an extra boost of spicy flavor.

And that is how you make a salsalito sandwich.